Well Aged Humor

My doctor says I’m in great shape,
For the terrible shape I’m in.
My chiropractor pats my back
With a wide and greedy grin.

I have a doc for diets,
One just for my kidneys too,
And my own optometrist
Helps keep my vision true.

All my eager psychologists
Help to make my spirits jump
And my new proctologist
Is an expert on my rump.

Expensive plastic surgeons
For when my face begins to sag;
My internal specialist
Has a cure within his bag.

I have so many doctors
And if each had his way
I’d live at least two hundred years
And I’d still have them to pay!

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3 thoughts on “Well Aged Humor

  1. Cindy Wert

    Love the poem on doctors. I always wonder if I have so many doctors, why don’t I feel any better??? But, they feel great as they take our money. Very well put, Brady.

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